Report: Knicks Tell ‘Melo to Stay A Nugget (Satire)

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The shock to the system felt throughout Knicks Nation lasted about a second until they heard players that New York reportedly would have to surrender in a trade with the Denver Nuggets. Danilo Gallinari, Eddy Curry, Landry Fields – in addition potentially exchanging Wilson Chandler or Anthony Randolph for a first-round draft pick, which the Nuggets deem necessary to top off the blockbuster.

After Sunday’s report surfaced that Carmelo Anthony would welcome a trade and contract extension with the New York Knicks and only the New York Knicks, it was the Blue and Orange brass that blatantly responded: Melo – you are not welcome in the Big Apple.

            

            

As if Danilo Dallinari’s just grow on trees nowadays. Please.

            

The Knicks small forward is on the cusp of budding into the NBA elite fraternity. Through 25 games, Gallo is on pace to record three double-doubles this season, in addition to a career-high 15.3 points per game. His previous best: 15.1. Need I say his three-point chucks are just falling more eloquently this year?

            

Then the Knicks take a risk of losing the talents of Chandler, and newcomers Fields and Randolph. Chandler has blossomed as a scorer since beginning the year as the team’s sixth man, while Fields, the No. 39 pick in the draft, has surprised all with his versatility, emerging as the team’s best option at the two-guard.

            

In the deal to acquire Randolph from the Golden State Warriors, the Knicks got a player who could supposedly fill-in at four different positions. Through 11 total games, Randolph has 24 points and 30 boards. Compare that to the slouch they swapped him for – David Lee, who surpassed Randolph’s totals after three games with the Warriors. Lopsided much? Well, not if you consider Randolph brought along Kelenna Azubuike in the trade.

            

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But probably the biggest deal-breaker in a Knicks-Nuggets swap would be Curry. Perhaps no center in the league has more potential than this big-man, but supposedly his expiring contract is what teams are longing for. What they are not realizing are his intangibles; if Curry is not catering to his seven children or wooing his former chauffeur, he is battling through injuries to try and get back onto the court. Whether it is a sore knee or a classic beer belly, Curry is fighting. And that kind of determination is indispensable.

The presence of Anthony pale in comparison to this collection of Knicks. The team is riding an eight-game winning streak, the best the franchise has registered in 16 years. And did I mention they are off to their best start in well over a decade?

Anthony departed for the Association after leading his Alma matter Syracuse to National Championship prominence. He has averaged at least 20 points per game in each of his seven seasons. In 2010, however, he is scoring just under 22 per game, but a career-low 1.3 assists and his second-worst three-point field-goal percentage. At 26 years old he is obviously on the on the skids of his career.

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It is quite obvious why the Nuggets superstar wants to be a part of this team – he is a front-runner. Why did then-acclaimed free-agent stars LeBron James and Chris Bosh flee to South Beach, and Dwyane Wade opt to stay home rather than become a part of the Big Apple Turnover? Because the team was not winning, and only Amaré Stoudemire saw the light.

Stat has since led the team’s resurgence, helping the team to their best start to the season in over a decade. The power forward has recorded eight consecutive 30-point performances, and is likely casting a shadow over the Knicks’ other free-agent prize, Raymond Felton. The team’s new point guard is second in scoring only to Stoudemire with over 18 points per game.

But what if the Stoudemire-Felton experiment had taken a reverse trajectory; if the Knicks took their customary position in the basement of the Eastern Conference; would Melo want to – would Melo still be craving to be playing at the Garden?

With these two lighting it up, there is simply not enough scoring to share with a ball-hog like Melo. Is it worth the loss of Gallinari’s fearlessness, or what about Randolph’s versatility?

Experts suggest the Knicks are simply riding a hot-streak right now, that their wins are coming against inferior opponents, and come playoff time they will inevitably falter. A player like Anthony would provide stability for the team, a second or even primary scorer to complement Stoudemire when they battle a veteran-loaded Boston Celtics team or suddenly dynamic crew of all-stars that have meshed in Miami.

Or perhaps the Knicks should continue on the path they have created for themselves over the past few weeks, defy the odds and ignore the naysayers. Tell Melo to keep his talents in Denver.

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