Thursday, December 30, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
2011 Free Agent Fits
With a less than a handful of meaningful games in the N.F.L. in Week 17, many off-season-bound teams are looking past their regular season finales and towards their 2011 kickoff.
Aside from filling gaps in the N.F.L. Draft, teams need to address their glaring needs via free agency. Of the list of the top potential free agents and trade targets on the market this off-season, here are my thoughts on which players could fit in well wearing a different uniform next season.
1. Carolina Panthers: Donovan McNabb
Reports have surfaced that the No. 1 quarterback prospect in the N.F.L. Draft Andrew Luck will remain at Stanford for his senior season, which means the Panthers may not get their guy. Instead of reaching for another quarterback in Ryan Mallett or Jake Locker, why not go with a proven vet?
Since 2003 when the Panthers made it to the Super Bowl, they have basically toggled winning and losing seasons regularly. They have kept a core nucleus of players though, which would allow for their main problem, the quarterback position, to solve many of their offensive issues. Wouldn't it be nice to see someone get the ball to Steve Smith?
If reports are true that the Skins will release Donovan McNabb at season's end to avoid paying him that disastrous contract they generated after he was benched, why not pair McNabb and Smith to create a formidable threesome with Jonathon Stewart?
2. Cincinnati Bengals: Jeff Fisher
It is not even close. Since 2007 the Cincinnati Bengals lead the N.F.L. in players arrested. To add insult to injury, the team named Cedric 'The Entertainer' Benson the Ed Block Courage Award winner for demonstrating commitment to values and sportsmanship this week. Yeah, the same dude who got pulled over for drunk driving just a few years ago.
Factor in Jeff Fisher, a no-nonsense head coach, who is rumored to be fired by Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams. Think he would let players get blasted and drive home -- fuh-gedda-bout it!
The team needs to be disciplined, and he would be the figure to decide the futures of Terrell Owens (free agent) and Chad Ochocinco (team would owe $3.5M not to pick up his 2011 option) in Cincy.
3. Buffalo Bills: DeAngelo Williams
Since Week 3, when Ryan Fitzpatrick was anointed the starter for the Buffalo Bills, the gunslinger from Harvard has 441 attempts. That's like a 30 per game. Did I mention the dude is from Harvard?
So it's not like Peyton Manning's 639 attempts or Drew Brees' 620, but you're asking Fitzpatrick to carry the Bills offense each week. The team drafted the talents of C.J. Spiller out of Clemson with the ninth overall pick in the 2010 N.F.L. Draft; what's he done?
Clearly you cannot think Fred Jackson is the solution at the running back position for the next few years. With The Daily Show showing he is more than capable of being a primary back in the Tar Heel State, DeAngelo Williams may not get resigned in the off-season. Add him to the backfield and suddenly there is balance in the offense, whether Fitzpatrick is the starter in 2011 or not.
4. Denver Broncos: Santonio Holmes
If Tim Tebow is the future at the quarterback positions for Broncos, then the team needs to surround him with as many offensive talents around him, similar to what he was accustomed to with the Gators.
Of the potential free agents -- Terrell Owens, Braylon Edwards, Vincent Jackson -- maybe no other wide-out could fit Tebow's skill set more than Santonio Holmes. While playing with Ben Roethlisberger in Pittsburgh, Holmes was able to adjust his route on the run to complement a quarterback who throws outside the pocket. Sound familiar?
Holmes has provided a big-play threat for Mark Sanchez in his first season with the Jets, and could fit a similar mold at Mile High. Given that playmaker Brandon Marshall was ousted under the Josh McDaniels regime, one of the many poor decisions to send off talent for nothing. The team could use some star power. I don't know if Brandon Lloyd is enough.
5. Cleveland Browns: Shawne Merriman
After leaving San Diego where he earned his reputation, and a short-lived stint with the Buffalo Bills spent on I.R., many wonder if Shawne Merriman has enough left in his system to resurrect his career.
After being busted for breaking the N.F.L.'s substance-abuse policy, season-ending injuries have plagued the linebacker's career. It has been awhile since we saw this edge-rushing talent play like he did in his first few seasons in the league, so clearly Cleveland would be taking a risk signing him to a multi-year contract.
If there is somebody who can help Merriman rediscover his previous form, Rob Ryan could be the guy. The defensive guru and son of Hall of Fame great Buddy Rice, not to mention the twin brother of infamous Rex Ryan -- he's got a resume. When healthy, Merriman can bring a pass-rushing ability that the Browns definitely lack.
And a big name like Merriman in a win-hungry city like Cleveland can certainly help fill up the Dog Pound. After all, with the talents of LeBron James having fled to South Beach, the biggest name is town is Peyton Hillis.
6. Dallas Cowboys: Champ Bailey
Maybe no collection of talent in the N.F.L. failed to live up to the heavy expectations entering to the 2010 season more than the Cowboys of Dallas (well, San Diego fits the bill, too).
It is difficult to pinpoint one main flaw on the team. Tony Romo was injured, yet Jon Kitna filled in admirably in his place and maintained an ample offense. The passing game features some of the tops at their positions -- Stone Cold Miles Austin, Jason Witten and rookie sensation Dez Bryant. And running backs Felix Jones, Tashard Choice and Marion Barber are all capable runners.
Defensively, the Boys have talented front seven, featuring probably the best pass-rushing linebacker in DeMarcus Ware. In the secondary, however, there is a heavy dose of youth, which bodes well for the future -- not so good for the present.
What if the Cowboys were snare a veteran cornerback in Champ Bailey, whose play has barely declined with the age. Bailey's 13 passes defended ranks 18th in the league this season, tied with perennial Pro Bowler Ed Reed and ahead of Asante Samuel.
This season, Dallas has allowed the likes of Shaun Hill and Rex Grossman to pass for huge numbers against them. Adding Bailey to complement the secondary's youth movement could pay huge dividends.
7. Arizona Cardinals: Ochocinco
With Chad Ochocinco making a case to get out of Cincy, especially with Carson Palmer having his best passing performances on the season without him and Terrell Owens in the lineup, paying the man $3.5 may be the best option for the Bengals.
For Ochocinco, Zona could be the ultimate catch for the diva wide-out. When Anquan Boldin was traded to Baltimore, the team expected Steve Breaston to emerge as the No. 2 receiver opposite Larry Fitzgerald, but that move never seemed to pan out.
Having John Skelton at quarterback may not suit Ochocinco well, but if the team decides to draft a rookie or sign a veteran, Ochocinco could provide that reliable threat in the Cards' passing game.
8. San Francisco 49ers: Kevin Kolb
Michael Vick is a free agent, but if Philly should choose to keep the most dynamic scoring threat in the N.F.L. in Eagles green, then they may elect to put their former quarterback of the future on the trading block.
Neither one of the Smiths -- Alex or Troy -- should have a future as a starting quarterback for San Fran. And in continuing the trend of young offensive talent by the Bay, Kolb could be perfect match.
Kolb didn't turn too many heads this season, but he did fill in adequately when Vick was hurt, and was outstanding when he started two games for Donovan McNabb in 2009.
Giving Kolb a change of scenery and the right offensive mind at coach, and pairing him up with the likes of Michael Crabtree, Vernon Davis and Frank Gore, and all of a sudden the 49ers have a dangerous, balanced offense that could immediately contend in the division of mediocrity that is the NFC West.
9. Minnesota Vikings: Carson Palmer
Depending on what Bengals ownership decides to do with the current coaching staff and players in The Queen City, Carson Palmer is a potential refugee. Maybe no player in the black and orange needs to head towards greener pastures more than Palmer.
Possible destinations for Palmer could include San Fran, Miami and Arizona, but perhaps no better fit would be Minnesota, who has a Super Bowl-caliber team that simply failed to perform to their abilities under the coaching of Brad Childress.
Adding Palmer to an offensive loaded with weapons like Percy Harvin, Sidney Rice and Visanthe Shiancoe, with a consistent rushing attack led by Adrian Peterson, could allow the Vikes to return to contention in the N.F.C. right away.
10. Houston Texans: Jon Gruden
After finally conquering the rival Colts early on in the season, the Texans seemed destined to earn the A.F.C. South crown after what felt like a yearly go at it that would almost inevitably result in a .500 record. To their dismay, they took another trip down that road.
Now Texans fans are making their feelings known and are calling for the job of head coach Gary Kubiak. And while he has put together a competitive group each and every year, the collapse of the Texans in 2010 should spell the end of his run.
One candidate to replace Kubiak is ESPN's Jon Gruden, who seems to be on every team's wish list, college or N.F.L, every team from Miami to San Francisco.
Gruden's extensive offensive experience would work wonders in Houston, and his knowledge of personnel and coaching assistants would allow him to easily put together a top-notch staff on the defensive side of the ball as well. If the Texans fans want a change at head coach, Gruden should be their guy.
Aside from filling gaps in the N.F.L. Draft, teams need to address their glaring needs via free agency. Of the list of the top potential free agents and trade targets on the market this off-season, here are my thoughts on which players could fit in well wearing a different uniform next season.
1. Carolina Panthers: Donovan McNabb
Reports have surfaced that the No. 1 quarterback prospect in the N.F.L. Draft Andrew Luck will remain at Stanford for his senior season, which means the Panthers may not get their guy. Instead of reaching for another quarterback in Ryan Mallett or Jake Locker, why not go with a proven vet?
Since 2003 when the Panthers made it to the Super Bowl, they have basically toggled winning and losing seasons regularly. They have kept a core nucleus of players though, which would allow for their main problem, the quarterback position, to solve many of their offensive issues. Wouldn't it be nice to see someone get the ball to Steve Smith?
If reports are true that the Skins will release Donovan McNabb at season's end to avoid paying him that disastrous contract they generated after he was benched, why not pair McNabb and Smith to create a formidable threesome with Jonathon Stewart?
2. Cincinnati Bengals: Jeff Fisher
It is not even close. Since 2007 the Cincinnati Bengals lead the N.F.L. in players arrested. To add insult to injury, the team named Cedric 'The Entertainer' Benson the Ed Block Courage Award winner for demonstrating commitment to values and sportsmanship this week. Yeah, the same dude who got pulled over for drunk driving just a few years ago.
Factor in Jeff Fisher, a no-nonsense head coach, who is rumored to be fired by Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams. Think he would let players get blasted and drive home -- fuh-gedda-bout it!
The team needs to be disciplined, and he would be the figure to decide the futures of Terrell Owens (free agent) and Chad Ochocinco (team would owe $3.5M not to pick up his 2011 option) in Cincy.
3. Buffalo Bills: DeAngelo Williams
Since Week 3, when Ryan Fitzpatrick was anointed the starter for the Buffalo Bills, the gunslinger from Harvard has 441 attempts. That's like a 30 per game. Did I mention the dude is from Harvard?
So it's not like Peyton Manning's 639 attempts or Drew Brees' 620, but you're asking Fitzpatrick to carry the Bills offense each week. The team drafted the talents of C.J. Spiller out of Clemson with the ninth overall pick in the 2010 N.F.L. Draft; what's he done?
Clearly you cannot think Fred Jackson is the solution at the running back position for the next few years. With The Daily Show showing he is more than capable of being a primary back in the Tar Heel State, DeAngelo Williams may not get resigned in the off-season. Add him to the backfield and suddenly there is balance in the offense, whether Fitzpatrick is the starter in 2011 or not.
4. Denver Broncos: Santonio Holmes
If Tim Tebow is the future at the quarterback positions for Broncos, then the team needs to surround him with as many offensive talents around him, similar to what he was accustomed to with the Gators.
Of the potential free agents -- Terrell Owens, Braylon Edwards, Vincent Jackson -- maybe no other wide-out could fit Tebow's skill set more than Santonio Holmes. While playing with Ben Roethlisberger in Pittsburgh, Holmes was able to adjust his route on the run to complement a quarterback who throws outside the pocket. Sound familiar?
Holmes has provided a big-play threat for Mark Sanchez in his first season with the Jets, and could fit a similar mold at Mile High. Given that playmaker Brandon Marshall was ousted under the Josh McDaniels regime, one of the many poor decisions to send off talent for nothing. The team could use some star power. I don't know if Brandon Lloyd is enough.
5. Cleveland Browns: Shawne Merriman
After leaving San Diego where he earned his reputation, and a short-lived stint with the Buffalo Bills spent on I.R., many wonder if Shawne Merriman has enough left in his system to resurrect his career.
After being busted for breaking the N.F.L.'s substance-abuse policy, season-ending injuries have plagued the linebacker's career. It has been awhile since we saw this edge-rushing talent play like he did in his first few seasons in the league, so clearly Cleveland would be taking a risk signing him to a multi-year contract.
If there is somebody who can help Merriman rediscover his previous form, Rob Ryan could be the guy. The defensive guru and son of Hall of Fame great Buddy Rice, not to mention the twin brother of infamous Rex Ryan -- he's got a resume. When healthy, Merriman can bring a pass-rushing ability that the Browns definitely lack.
And a big name like Merriman in a win-hungry city like Cleveland can certainly help fill up the Dog Pound. After all, with the talents of LeBron James having fled to South Beach, the biggest name is town is Peyton Hillis.
6. Dallas Cowboys: Champ Bailey
Maybe no collection of talent in the N.F.L. failed to live up to the heavy expectations entering to the 2010 season more than the Cowboys of Dallas (well, San Diego fits the bill, too).
It is difficult to pinpoint one main flaw on the team. Tony Romo was injured, yet Jon Kitna filled in admirably in his place and maintained an ample offense. The passing game features some of the tops at their positions -- Stone Cold Miles Austin, Jason Witten and rookie sensation Dez Bryant. And running backs Felix Jones, Tashard Choice and Marion Barber are all capable runners.
Defensively, the Boys have talented front seven, featuring probably the best pass-rushing linebacker in DeMarcus Ware. In the secondary, however, there is a heavy dose of youth, which bodes well for the future -- not so good for the present.
What if the Cowboys were snare a veteran cornerback in Champ Bailey, whose play has barely declined with the age. Bailey's 13 passes defended ranks 18th in the league this season, tied with perennial Pro Bowler Ed Reed and ahead of Asante Samuel.
This season, Dallas has allowed the likes of Shaun Hill and Rex Grossman to pass for huge numbers against them. Adding Bailey to complement the secondary's youth movement could pay huge dividends.
7. Arizona Cardinals: Ochocinco
With Chad Ochocinco making a case to get out of Cincy, especially with Carson Palmer having his best passing performances on the season without him and Terrell Owens in the lineup, paying the man $3.5 may be the best option for the Bengals.
For Ochocinco, Zona could be the ultimate catch for the diva wide-out. When Anquan Boldin was traded to Baltimore, the team expected Steve Breaston to emerge as the No. 2 receiver opposite Larry Fitzgerald, but that move never seemed to pan out.
Having John Skelton at quarterback may not suit Ochocinco well, but if the team decides to draft a rookie or sign a veteran, Ochocinco could provide that reliable threat in the Cards' passing game.
8. San Francisco 49ers: Kevin Kolb
Michael Vick is a free agent, but if Philly should choose to keep the most dynamic scoring threat in the N.F.L. in Eagles green, then they may elect to put their former quarterback of the future on the trading block.
Neither one of the Smiths -- Alex or Troy -- should have a future as a starting quarterback for San Fran. And in continuing the trend of young offensive talent by the Bay, Kolb could be perfect match.
Kolb didn't turn too many heads this season, but he did fill in adequately when Vick was hurt, and was outstanding when he started two games for Donovan McNabb in 2009.
Giving Kolb a change of scenery and the right offensive mind at coach, and pairing him up with the likes of Michael Crabtree, Vernon Davis and Frank Gore, and all of a sudden the 49ers have a dangerous, balanced offense that could immediately contend in the division of mediocrity that is the NFC West.
9. Minnesota Vikings: Carson Palmer
Depending on what Bengals ownership decides to do with the current coaching staff and players in The Queen City, Carson Palmer is a potential refugee. Maybe no player in the black and orange needs to head towards greener pastures more than Palmer.
Possible destinations for Palmer could include San Fran, Miami and Arizona, but perhaps no better fit would be Minnesota, who has a Super Bowl-caliber team that simply failed to perform to their abilities under the coaching of Brad Childress.
Adding Palmer to an offensive loaded with weapons like Percy Harvin, Sidney Rice and Visanthe Shiancoe, with a consistent rushing attack led by Adrian Peterson, could allow the Vikes to return to contention in the N.F.C. right away.
10. Houston Texans: Jon Gruden
After finally conquering the rival Colts early on in the season, the Texans seemed destined to earn the A.F.C. South crown after what felt like a yearly go at it that would almost inevitably result in a .500 record. To their dismay, they took another trip down that road.
Now Texans fans are making their feelings known and are calling for the job of head coach Gary Kubiak. And while he has put together a competitive group each and every year, the collapse of the Texans in 2010 should spell the end of his run.
One candidate to replace Kubiak is ESPN's Jon Gruden, who seems to be on every team's wish list, college or N.F.L, every team from Miami to San Francisco.
Gruden's extensive offensive experience would work wonders in Houston, and his knowledge of personnel and coaching assistants would allow him to easily put together a top-notch staff on the defensive side of the ball as well. If the Texans fans want a change at head coach, Gruden should be their guy.
Monday, December 27, 2010
Is Maryland WR Torrey Smith Heading to the NFL?
Terp Nation's best offensive weapon is preparing to enter his name into the NFL Draft, suggests Rotoworld, a fantasy website covering every nuance within the sports news universe.
More evidence that the website correct in their prediction comes from a recent feature by Eric Prisbell of The Washington Post that details the upbringing of Smith and a Tweet by Smith himself.
Purely speculating, when Smith chose to Tweet the trending topics to state his support of his head coach, he did so in a way that may hint to his future at Maryland.
Smith graduated this semester, and now that the head coach that has been by his side is being forced out by the university, there may be no reason for the talented wide-out to remain for another season.
Common logic suggests former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach is the front-runner for the Maryland gig, but Athletic Director Kevin Anderson stated there was no leading candidate and the firm he assigned would conduct a nationwide search.
Leach has produced wide receiver talents like Wes Welker and Michael Crabtree, and could help elevate Smith's statistics into out of this world numbers in his fast-paced, high-scoring Air Raid offense.
Smith has yet to make an official announce on his future, but is expected to do so after this Wednesday's Military Bowl at RFK Stadium against East Carolina. The deadline to declare for the N.F.L. Draft is Jan. 15.
More evidence that the website correct in their prediction comes from a recent feature by Eric Prisbell of The Washington Post that details the upbringing of Smith and a Tweet by Smith himself.
Smith graduated this semester, and now that the head coach that has been by his side is being forced out by the university, there may be no reason for the talented wide-out to remain for another season.
Common logic suggests former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach is the front-runner for the Maryland gig, but Athletic Director Kevin Anderson stated there was no leading candidate and the firm he assigned would conduct a nationwide search.
Leach has produced wide receiver talents like Wes Welker and Michael Crabtree, and could help elevate Smith's statistics into out of this world numbers in his fast-paced, high-scoring Air Raid offense.
Smith has yet to make an official announce on his future, but is expected to do so after this Wednesday's Military Bowl at RFK Stadium against East Carolina. The deadline to declare for the N.F.L. Draft is Jan. 15.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Top 10 Gifts For Struggling NFL Teams
It is the holiday season, so of course I am in the utmost giving mood. Given that Week 16 has already began, we know who the playoff-caliber teams are and who will face the biggest questions heading into the off-season.
Here is my top 10 list of teams that are need of a meaningful, helpful Christmas gift this weekend, in descending order of course:
10. Dallas Cowboys: Jon Kitna
When the G-Men KO-ed Tony Romo in Week 7 of your already disappointing season, perhaps you got a clue that this guy is not the preeminent option at quarterback for your team.
Consider this -- with Romo behind center for The Boys, the team started 0-2, then followed up with a 1-5 record before that loss to the Giants. Two of those losses include the Minnesota Vikings and the Tennessee Titans, teams with a combined 11-17 record.
After Kitna inherited the starting the job, the team has improved modestly to 5-3. Three of those wins include that same Giants team that embarrassed you earlier in the season and on the road at Indy, and if not for a bonehead fumble by Roy Williams they would have taken down the Super Bowl champions on Thanksgiving.
Maybe it is not exactly the 38-year-old Kitna who should lead the team in 2011, if there is a 2011 season. I'm just saying maybe it's time to let a more proven quarterback take the reigns of this talented offense, and let Romo just nod off with his new fiancée.
9. Miami Dolphins: A Home Crowd
Ever since Chad Pennington was anointed starting quarterback and was lost for the season a snap later, this team was doomed. It's true.
But on a less personal note, I do think there is such thing as home-field advantage in the professional ranks, and Miami is certainly lacking that aspect.
The Dolphins are just .500 right now, which is certainly disappointing for their fans who had high expectations after flashes of potential by Chad Henne and the acquisition of Brandon Marshall.
The team is just 1-6 while playing at Sun Life Stadium, but have beaten playoff-caliber teams like the New York Jets and Green Bay Packers on the road. Interesting, eh?
What is wrong with the 'Fins faithful? Are you too busy following the Hurricanes falter in the mediocre Atlantic Coast Conference, or are you just too enamored with the Heat's big three to pay any attention to the NFL?
8. New York Jets: A New Public Relations Department
Nah, I am not going to get on Rex Ryan and his apparent foot fetish. That is just the latest in a series of mishaps for Gang Green over the past few seasons
Between HBO's Hard Knocks and former quarterback Brett Favre's sexting episode, the Jets have been in the spotlight for a lot of the wrong reasons.
My solution: Rex, stop videotaping your naughty fantasies. And to the Jets organization, don't hire Jen Sterger, a former "Sports Babe", to act as a reporter after a career as Maxim and Playboy. Last time I checked, Hugh Hefner doesn't run the best college of journalism at The Mansion.
Please though, don't let Ryan's press conferences from this to this.
7. San Diego Chargers: Calendars
It may be knock on the Chargers over the past couple of seasons, but it is seriously a problem. Why does this team continue to start the season off horribly?
This year, for instance, the Chargers began 2-5, including losses to the upstart Kansas City Chiefs, the R-R-Raiders, and the NFC West powerhouses that are the St. Louis Rams and Seattle Seahawks.
But as history would state, the team lived up to expectations come wintertime, going 6-1 and still in the hunt for a playoff spot if the Chiefs are to sputter in the next two games.
So if we were to get these Chargers some calendars, maybe they would realize when the season actually starts. Clearly they are lost without 'em.
6. Seattle Seahawks: Disposable Coffee Cups
If you need a Costco Membership, they run a sweet holiday special.
Why? Well, you are not exactly the best road team. And that is even an understatement; you stink outside of Qwest Field.
Of your total of five wins, four came in the comforts of the 12th man. On the road, however, you have just one win and six losses. Not just losses though -- blowouts, to the likes of the pathetic Broncos, as well as Oakland, San Fran and the Rams.
The city of Seattle is notorious for it's outstanding coffee. So let me help you out by providing with two options. One, consider this place called Starbucks -- they have locations all over the place, even outside of Seattle.
But if you're trying to save some dough in these tough economic times, hit up everybody's favorite warehouse. Costco is selling these delectable products that allow you to keep your coffee hot while you're travelling.
If you were just .500 on the road, you could be atop of the NFC West...with a winning record, too!
5. Cleveland Browns: White Thunder
Peyton Hillis is the best thing for white football fans since we got a glimpse of Nick Goings in Carolina and when Mike Alstott was doing his thang for the Bucs.
But now we have Mr. Running Down Hillis, who has taken the league my storm. Dude looks like he can bench press a pick-up truck and squat the moon.
Behind Hillis' surprise season the Browns have beaten some top teams like New England, and have kept games competitive, much of a disparity between their last few seasons.
So if Hillis is the catalyst driving this turnaround, I see no other option but clone him or snare Toby Gerhart, A.K.A. White Thunder, away from the Vikings. The more white running backs you can collect the better off your franchise will be down the road.
4. Minnesota Vikings: Stevie Johnson
No, there is not a problem with the Vikings receiving core. Sidney Rice is perennial Pro Bowler when healthy and Percy Harvin is electric any time you can get the ball in his hands. So why the hell would Speedy Stevie Johnson fit so well in Minny?
Johnson has become infamous for his Twitter account. What kind of went under the radar was his most recent Tweet in which thought it was a good decision to take a photo of his private parts for all of his followers to see.
Apparently, this brainiac decision would make Speedy Stevie just another one of the fellas in the Vikings locker room. Just ask Mr. Favre (if he is not too busy texting) or Visanthe Shiancoe, who also has no problem with his junk in the open for a national audience.
And while you're at it, don't stop with Speedy Stevie. If Favre is supposedly going to retire at the season's end, a potential replacement could be Matt Leinart, a quarterback who knows how to get down the ladies as well.
3. Cincinnati Bengals: More Shows for T.O./Ochocinco
First, there was the T.O. Show. Then, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch. But when the two superpowers of the wide receiving world joined hands on both the Cincinnati Bengals and Versus, the world as we knew was doomed.
While it is any reporter's dream come true having their dynamic personalities on candid camera each week, it is obviously not the greatest formula for a successful football team. See record: 3-11.
And just when you thought Owens was over his complaining ways -- calling Jeff Garcia gay or Donovan McNabb was not the Eagles' best option at quarterback, or personally my favorite of getting his pump on in the comforts of his driveway -- T.O. lived up to his reputation.
I think Cincy would trade in his 983 yards and nine touchdowns for a 10-win, division-best season as they had just a year ago.
2. Denver Broncos: Jimmy Clausen
You know, Denver has gotten a reputation of late for making some stupid trades. Some of the names that have highlighted their "to-go" list include Peyton Hillis, first-rounder Alfonso Smith, Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler.
Instead, they opted for Laurence Maroney, Brady Quinn and everyone's favorite, Tim Tebow.
In continuing the recent tradition, why not go after Carolina Panthers quarterback Jimmy Clausen. The second-rounder out of Notre Dame has truly silenced his critics this season who thought he would not succeed in the professional level.
Look at it this way: Quinn and Clausen, and then you can pry Charlie Weiss away from the Kansas City Chiefs -- you can have The Fighting Irish NFL-style. Their combined career 3,278 passing yards and 12 touchdowns is sure to rival that of Cutler's 2010 season alone.
1.5* San Francisco 49ers: WINNERS
Could not help myself.
1. Washington Redskins: Elliptical Machines
We sometimes hold exceedingly high expectations for quarterbacks, especially the ones we trade for in the off-season and believe they will revive a dormant franchise to prominence once again.
Essentially, those were the precise circumstances surrounding Donovan McNabb is his move to the Washington Redskins.
But it was not his poor decision-making at times, or that he is not accumulating the same rushing yards as he used to, or even that he has turned the ball over far too often.
McNabb simply did not possess the cardiovascular endurance to run Mike Shanahan's offense, especially when the game is on the line.
What we're missing here is that Daniel Snyder and the Skins' training facility is clearly lacking the exercise equipment for McNabb to be in shape. I mean, he practically looks like Flozell Adams out there.
Merry Christmas Mr. Synder and company. Please accept my gift of ellipticals, cycling machines and treadmills -- all of the cardio equipment necessary to get your quarterbacks in shape for 2011.
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Here is my top 10 list of teams that are need of a meaningful, helpful Christmas gift this weekend, in descending order of course:
10. Dallas Cowboys: Jon Kitna
When the G-Men KO-ed Tony Romo in Week 7 of your already disappointing season, perhaps you got a clue that this guy is not the preeminent option at quarterback for your team.
Consider this -- with Romo behind center for The Boys, the team started 0-2, then followed up with a 1-5 record before that loss to the Giants. Two of those losses include the Minnesota Vikings and the Tennessee Titans, teams with a combined 11-17 record.
After Kitna inherited the starting the job, the team has improved modestly to 5-3. Three of those wins include that same Giants team that embarrassed you earlier in the season and on the road at Indy, and if not for a bonehead fumble by Roy Williams they would have taken down the Super Bowl champions on Thanksgiving.
Maybe it is not exactly the 38-year-old Kitna who should lead the team in 2011, if there is a 2011 season. I'm just saying maybe it's time to let a more proven quarterback take the reigns of this talented offense, and let Romo just nod off with his new fiancée.
9. Miami Dolphins: A Home Crowd
Ever since Chad Pennington was anointed starting quarterback and was lost for the season a snap later, this team was doomed. It's true.
But on a less personal note, I do think there is such thing as home-field advantage in the professional ranks, and Miami is certainly lacking that aspect.
The Dolphins are just .500 right now, which is certainly disappointing for their fans who had high expectations after flashes of potential by Chad Henne and the acquisition of Brandon Marshall.
The team is just 1-6 while playing at Sun Life Stadium, but have beaten playoff-caliber teams like the New York Jets and Green Bay Packers on the road. Interesting, eh?
What is wrong with the 'Fins faithful? Are you too busy following the Hurricanes falter in the mediocre Atlantic Coast Conference, or are you just too enamored with the Heat's big three to pay any attention to the NFL?
8. New York Jets: A New Public Relations Department
Nah, I am not going to get on Rex Ryan and his apparent foot fetish. That is just the latest in a series of mishaps for Gang Green over the past few seasons
Between HBO's Hard Knocks and former quarterback Brett Favre's sexting episode, the Jets have been in the spotlight for a lot of the wrong reasons.
My solution: Rex, stop videotaping your naughty fantasies. And to the Jets organization, don't hire Jen Sterger, a former "Sports Babe", to act as a reporter after a career as Maxim and Playboy. Last time I checked, Hugh Hefner doesn't run the best college of journalism at The Mansion.
Please though, don't let Ryan's press conferences from this to this.
7. San Diego Chargers: Calendars
It may be knock on the Chargers over the past couple of seasons, but it is seriously a problem. Why does this team continue to start the season off horribly?
This year, for instance, the Chargers began 2-5, including losses to the upstart Kansas City Chiefs, the R-R-Raiders, and the NFC West powerhouses that are the St. Louis Rams and Seattle Seahawks.
But as history would state, the team lived up to expectations come wintertime, going 6-1 and still in the hunt for a playoff spot if the Chiefs are to sputter in the next two games.
So if we were to get these Chargers some calendars, maybe they would realize when the season actually starts. Clearly they are lost without 'em.
6. Seattle Seahawks: Disposable Coffee Cups
If you need a Costco Membership, they run a sweet holiday special.
Why? Well, you are not exactly the best road team. And that is even an understatement; you stink outside of Qwest Field.
Of your total of five wins, four came in the comforts of the 12th man. On the road, however, you have just one win and six losses. Not just losses though -- blowouts, to the likes of the pathetic Broncos, as well as Oakland, San Fran and the Rams.
The city of Seattle is notorious for it's outstanding coffee. So let me help you out by providing with two options. One, consider this place called Starbucks -- they have locations all over the place, even outside of Seattle.
But if you're trying to save some dough in these tough economic times, hit up everybody's favorite warehouse. Costco is selling these delectable products that allow you to keep your coffee hot while you're travelling.
If you were just .500 on the road, you could be atop of the NFC West...with a winning record, too!
5. Cleveland Browns: White Thunder
Peyton Hillis is the best thing for white football fans since we got a glimpse of Nick Goings in Carolina and when Mike Alstott was doing his thang for the Bucs.
But now we have Mr. Running Down Hillis, who has taken the league my storm. Dude looks like he can bench press a pick-up truck and squat the moon.
Behind Hillis' surprise season the Browns have beaten some top teams like New England, and have kept games competitive, much of a disparity between their last few seasons.
So if Hillis is the catalyst driving this turnaround, I see no other option but clone him or snare Toby Gerhart, A.K.A. White Thunder, away from the Vikings. The more white running backs you can collect the better off your franchise will be down the road.
4. Minnesota Vikings: Stevie Johnson
No, there is not a problem with the Vikings receiving core. Sidney Rice is perennial Pro Bowler when healthy and Percy Harvin is electric any time you can get the ball in his hands. So why the hell would Speedy Stevie Johnson fit so well in Minny?
Johnson has become infamous for his Twitter account. What kind of went under the radar was his most recent Tweet in which thought it was a good decision to take a photo of his private parts for all of his followers to see.
Apparently, this brainiac decision would make Speedy Stevie just another one of the fellas in the Vikings locker room. Just ask Mr. Favre (if he is not too busy texting) or Visanthe Shiancoe, who also has no problem with his junk in the open for a national audience.
And while you're at it, don't stop with Speedy Stevie. If Favre is supposedly going to retire at the season's end, a potential replacement could be Matt Leinart, a quarterback who knows how to get down the ladies as well.
3. Cincinnati Bengals: More Shows for T.O./Ochocinco
First, there was the T.O. Show. Then, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch. But when the two superpowers of the wide receiving world joined hands on both the Cincinnati Bengals and Versus, the world as we knew was doomed.
While it is any reporter's dream come true having their dynamic personalities on candid camera each week, it is obviously not the greatest formula for a successful football team. See record: 3-11.
And just when you thought Owens was over his complaining ways -- calling Jeff Garcia gay or Donovan McNabb was not the Eagles' best option at quarterback, or personally my favorite of getting his pump on in the comforts of his driveway -- T.O. lived up to his reputation.
I think Cincy would trade in his 983 yards and nine touchdowns for a 10-win, division-best season as they had just a year ago.
2. Denver Broncos: Jimmy Clausen
You know, Denver has gotten a reputation of late for making some stupid trades. Some of the names that have highlighted their "to-go" list include Peyton Hillis, first-rounder Alfonso Smith, Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler.
Instead, they opted for Laurence Maroney, Brady Quinn and everyone's favorite, Tim Tebow.
In continuing the recent tradition, why not go after Carolina Panthers quarterback Jimmy Clausen. The second-rounder out of Notre Dame has truly silenced his critics this season who thought he would not succeed in the professional level.
Look at it this way: Quinn and Clausen, and then you can pry Charlie Weiss away from the Kansas City Chiefs -- you can have The Fighting Irish NFL-style. Their combined career 3,278 passing yards and 12 touchdowns is sure to rival that of Cutler's 2010 season alone.
1.5* San Francisco 49ers: WINNERS
Could not help myself.
1. Washington Redskins: Elliptical Machines
We sometimes hold exceedingly high expectations for quarterbacks, especially the ones we trade for in the off-season and believe they will revive a dormant franchise to prominence once again.
Essentially, those were the precise circumstances surrounding Donovan McNabb is his move to the Washington Redskins.
But it was not his poor decision-making at times, or that he is not accumulating the same rushing yards as he used to, or even that he has turned the ball over far too often.
McNabb simply did not possess the cardiovascular endurance to run Mike Shanahan's offense, especially when the game is on the line.
What we're missing here is that Daniel Snyder and the Skins' training facility is clearly lacking the exercise equipment for McNabb to be in shape. I mean, he practically looks like Flozell Adams out there.
Merry Christmas Mr. Synder and company. Please accept my gift of ellipticals, cycling machines and treadmills -- all of the cardio equipment necessary to get your quarterbacks in shape for 2011.
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Thursday, December 23, 2010
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Monday, December 13, 2010
Report: Knicks Tell ‘Melo to Stay A Nugget (Satire)
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The shock to the system felt throughout Knicks Nation lasted about a second until they heard players that New York reportedly would have to surrender in a trade with the Denver Nuggets. Danilo Gallinari, Eddy Curry, Landry Fields – in addition potentially exchanging Wilson Chandler or Anthony Randolph for a first-round draft pick, which the Nuggets deem necessary to top off the blockbuster.
After Sunday’s report surfaced that Carmelo Anthony would welcome a trade and contract extension with the New York Knicks and only the New York Knicks, it was the Blue and Orange brass that blatantly responded: Melo – you are not welcome in the Big Apple.
As if Danilo Dallinari’s just grow on trees nowadays. Please.
The Knicks small forward is on the cusp of budding into the NBA elite fraternity. Through 25 games, Gallo is on pace to record three double-doubles this season, in addition to a career-high 15.3 points per game. His previous best: 15.1. Need I say his three-point chucks are just falling more eloquently this year?
Then the Knicks take a risk of losing the talents of Chandler, and newcomers Fields and Randolph. Chandler has blossomed as a scorer since beginning the year as the team’s sixth man, while Fields, the No. 39 pick in the draft, has surprised all with his versatility, emerging as the team’s best option at the two-guard.
In the deal to acquire Randolph from the Golden State Warriors, the Knicks got a player who could supposedly fill-in at four different positions. Through 11 total games, Randolph has 24 points and 30 boards. Compare that to the slouch they swapped him for – David Lee, who surpassed Randolph’s totals after three games with the Warriors. Lopsided much? Well, not if you consider Randolph brought along Kelenna Azubuike in the trade.
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But probably the biggest deal-breaker in a Knicks-Nuggets swap would be Curry. Perhaps no center in the league has more potential than this big-man, but supposedly his expiring contract is what teams are longing for. What they are not realizing are his intangibles; if Curry is not catering to his seven children or wooing his former chauffeur, he is battling through injuries to try and get back onto the court. Whether it is a sore knee or a classic beer belly, Curry is fighting. And that kind of determination is indispensable.
The presence of Anthony pale in comparison to this collection of Knicks. The team is riding an eight-game winning streak, the best the franchise has registered in 16 years. And did I mention they are off to their best start in well over a decade?
Anthony departed for the Association after leading his Alma matter Syracuse to National Championship prominence. He has averaged at least 20 points per game in each of his seven seasons. In 2010, however, he is scoring just under 22 per game, but a career-low 1.3 assists and his second-worst three-point field-goal percentage. At 26 years old he is obviously on the on the skids of his career.
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It is quite obvious why the Nuggets superstar wants to be a part of this team – he is a front-runner. Why did then-acclaimed free-agent stars LeBron James and Chris Bosh flee to South Beach, and Dwyane Wade opt to stay home rather than become a part of the Big Apple Turnover? Because the team was not winning, and only Amaré Stoudemire saw the light.
Stat has since led the team’s resurgence, helping the team to their best start to the season in over a decade. The power forward has recorded eight consecutive 30-point performances, and is likely casting a shadow over the Knicks’ other free-agent prize, Raymond Felton. The team’s new point guard is second in scoring only to Stoudemire with over 18 points per game.
But what if the Stoudemire-Felton experiment had taken a reverse trajectory; if the Knicks took their customary position in the basement of the Eastern Conference; would Melo want to – would Melo still be craving to be playing at the Garden?
With these two lighting it up, there is simply not enough scoring to share with a ball-hog like Melo. Is it worth the loss of Gallinari’s fearlessness, or what about Randolph’s versatility?
Experts suggest the Knicks are simply riding a hot-streak right now, that their wins are coming against inferior opponents, and come playoff time they will inevitably falter. A player like Anthony would provide stability for the team, a second or even primary scorer to complement Stoudemire when they battle a veteran-loaded Boston Celtics team or suddenly dynamic crew of all-stars that have meshed in Miami.
Or perhaps the Knicks should continue on the path they have created for themselves over the past few weeks, defy the odds and ignore the naysayers. Tell Melo to keep his talents in Denver.
This article possesses a significant amount of satire and the New York Knicks have had no response of this sort in public manners. Opinions belong solely to the blogger.
Friday, November 19, 2010
West Coast Bias: Classic
Regardless, I am taking a stand. It is time for us all to look east once and a while, and give those stars the attention they deserve. I’m sick of stories about the heroes from Seattle – King Felix, Tyreke Evans, David Lee, Zach Miller.
Felix Hernandez wins the American League Cy Young Award. Shocker. I could have told you this back in Spring Training that this is guy who would win.
This is a classic case of the voters and their West Coast bias.
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Ever since the West Coast tried to play the role of copycat in sports, they have been the center of attention in every sport. Come on. The games start later, the sun is always shining and they are just so damn cool over there. It is like a 24-hour day spa.
It started with football when all of the media had to focus on the resurgent Raiders. Every day, all I can see on ESPN was the Black and Silver. Jason Campbell this; Darius Heyward-Bey that. Where the hell are my Cowboys?
The disease then spread to basketball. Kings, Warriors and Blazers, oh my. Will the NBA championship run through Los Angeles (The Clippers) again? How can I find out more about where LeBron is getting his doughnuts with this ongoing media blitz?
Then it struck baseball; essentially, the nail in the coffin. The San Fran kids won the World Series – the team got more exposure than George Hamilton. I thought this Series was all about Josh Hamilton?
Let’s be realistic: we knew that the big-money superstars that were the Giants would obliterate the Rangers. This is textbook West Coast baseball with their wide-open wallets and teenage girl-like spending sprees.
But now it has infected the regular season awards; I always that was a staple of Major League Baseball. Felix Hernandez, or King Felix as the world knows him as – yeah, a king, what a proper title for the brat.
Hernandez was awarded the Cy Young after earning 13 wins for the Seattle Mariners. Oh, hey David Price. Sorry your 19 wins were not good enough. And CC, as in Sabathia, 21 just ain’t gunna cut it anymore, bro.
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And an E.R.A. of 2.27 – what does E.R.A. even mean?
The voters tried to defend their decision by blaming the Mariners for not producing offensively to support their ace in the hole. Ichiro, Milton Bradley, Chone Figgins – this is starting to sound like the American League All-Star team.
I remember a night in April when so-called King Felix lost to the Kansas City Royals. Yeah, the dude got lit up for three runs, and was outpitched by Kyle Davies.
Oh yeah, and there was another time in August when Hernandez got battered harder than a bottle of Absolut in Lindsay Lohan’s limo. Six runs…from the Indians…is Manny Ramirez still on the team?
What I am saying is that there were clearly better options for the Cy Young this past season. Sabathia won over 20 games, and he plays for the New York Yankees. When was the last time an overrated ballplayer from the Bronx could get an award?
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Then there is Price of everybody’s darling, the Tampa Bay Rays. Price did not quite reach the 20-win mark, but he is a Ray. They play in the same division as those damn Yankees and the freakin’ Sawks; they should be a shoe-in for the World Series every year.
Am I out of my mind for thinking the voters having it in for the East Coast athletes? Maybe it is because they have to wake up earlier to watch their games, or that sometimes a jacket and gloves are required apparel.
From this point on, I am relying on SportsCenter for 24-7 coverage of the under-the-radar guys; tell me something about Derek Jeter or something.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Brett Favre Shocks the World, Will Not Return to NFL in 2011
In a revealing interview with the NFL Network, Brett Favre announced he will not return for a 21st season in the National Football League.
Given the current circumstances surrounding the quarter back, it makes a lot of sense. The Wrangler commercials -- way too much clothes for a man of Favre's stature. His head coach, the much-maligned Brad Childress, trades away his best wide receivers. Plus, his best friend on the Minnesota Vikings, placekicker Ryan Longwell, is a free agent after season's end.
If history is a predictor, then Longwell leaving means Favre will as well. So why isn't anybody making a big deal out of the Favre-to-retirement news?
I don't know, maybe because it is November.
We are used to our annual Favre-Fest come August. The summer is coming to an end, training camps are long in our rear-view mirror and we are badgering about why there is still pre-season football games.
In other words, we love nothing more than daily coverage of Rachael Nichols setting up camp outside of Favre's lawn in Hattiesburg, Miss. I'm sure they have exchanged cell phone numbers.
The decision from the indecisive was barely exciting enough to make headlines. Go ahead and Google "Brett Favre" news in the past week; one, maybe two stories pop up. It begs the question, though: doesn't anybody care?
Maybe it is because it is the same old story just a different years. When you put us through the retirement drama each and every summer, and really dial it up the past four years, it's just not doing it for us anymore.
Brett, if I can call you Brett, let me put it out there for you. It is like a relationship -- you got to keep things interesting. We know you are going to retire and un-retire at least once before the 2011 season; that's like telling me Boise State is going to get screwed out of the BCS Championship Game.
Want to catch us all off-guard? Demand a trade to the Detroit Lions, or sign a one-year contract with the Chicago Bears. Tell us all you are going to play another season, and then retire off to a landscaping career, or do a commercial for the Verizon family plan.
But don't tell me your plans before Thanksgiving. We all saw your eyes shifting, your smile rearing when you said you're done after this year. You make Keanu Reeves look like an Oscar-winner.
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Given the current circumstances surrounding the quarter back, it makes a lot of sense. The Wrangler commercials -- way too much clothes for a man of Favre's stature. His head coach, the much-maligned Brad Childress, trades away his best wide receivers. Plus, his best friend on the Minnesota Vikings, placekicker Ryan Longwell, is a free agent after season's end.
If history is a predictor, then Longwell leaving means Favre will as well. So why isn't anybody making a big deal out of the Favre-to-retirement news?
I don't know, maybe because it is November.
We are used to our annual Favre-Fest come August. The summer is coming to an end, training camps are long in our rear-view mirror and we are badgering about why there is still pre-season football games.
In other words, we love nothing more than daily coverage of Rachael Nichols setting up camp outside of Favre's lawn in Hattiesburg, Miss. I'm sure they have exchanged cell phone numbers.
The decision from the indecisive was barely exciting enough to make headlines. Go ahead and Google "Brett Favre" news in the past week; one, maybe two stories pop up. It begs the question, though: doesn't anybody care?
Maybe it is because it is the same old story just a different years. When you put us through the retirement drama each and every summer, and really dial it up the past four years, it's just not doing it for us anymore.
Brett, if I can call you Brett, let me put it out there for you. It is like a relationship -- you got to keep things interesting. We know you are going to retire and un-retire at least once before the 2011 season; that's like telling me Boise State is going to get screwed out of the BCS Championship Game.
Want to catch us all off-guard? Demand a trade to the Detroit Lions, or sign a one-year contract with the Chicago Bears. Tell us all you are going to play another season, and then retire off to a landscaping career, or do a commercial for the Verizon family plan.
But don't tell me your plans before Thanksgiving. We all saw your eyes shifting, your smile rearing when you said you're done after this year. You make Keanu Reeves look like an Oscar-winner.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
The Man Behind the NFC's Best
A lot has been said about the mediocrity abundant in the NFC this season. The favorites -- the Cowboys, the Vikings, the Super Bowl champion New Orleans saints -- have all floundered.
The Dallas Cowboys recently ousted their head coach after nine weeks, the first time they had ever fired a coach mid-season in their history. After being favored as a Super Bowl contender, the team is off to just a 1-7 start. Their offensive woes are almost as glaring as their defensive struggles. They can't score and they can't stop anybody -- that sounds like a winning formula.
Then there was the Minnesota Vikings. With Brett Favre back for another rendezvous, the team looked forward to another explosive offensive to go along with their always dominant defensive attack. But after a series of sext messages, broken shoulders, chins, ankles, hips, a Randy Moss trade, a Randy Moss release and a campaign to fire the head coach, the 2010 version of the Purple People Eaters are looking up at their arch nemesis the Green Bay Packers and Da Bears in the NFC North.
And finally there was America's sweethearts. After capturing the attention of fans across the country with their Cinderella story, the New Orleans lost games to the Atlanta Falcons, the Arizona Cardinals and the Cleveland Browns? So much for the Super Bowl hangover; losing to the Colt McCoy-led Browns is more like a blackout.
But it was a traditional NFC superpower that reemerged in 2010, led by their traditionally tenacious defense to bring them top to the top of the conference. You know who I'm talking about...G-G-G-G-G-Men!
The New York Football Giants have risen to the top of NFC, led by their defensive prowess. No, they did not sign any superstars in the offseason. They didn't drive a phenom in the draft to start right away. What they did was find an underrated defensive mind to put together the pieces of the puzzle left behind by Tom Coughlin's defensive coordinator in 2009, Bill Sheridan.
Perry Fewell was hired in January to take over the Giants defense after a pathetic campaign last season. Fewell was a candidate for the Buffalo Bills head coaching gig after leading the team to a 3-4 finish after serving as the interim manager following the firing of Dick Jauron.
As a head coach for seven weeks, Fewell lifted a talent-lacking Bills team to wins over Miami, Kansas and Indianapolis, who was really sporting their second team. However, in their four losses, they faced off against a resurgent Titans squad led by Vince Young and 2,000-yard rusher Chris Johnson, and two playoff teams in the Jets and Patriots, losing by a combined 13 points.
Fewell's defensive strategy dates back to being a defensive back coach with the Chicago Bears in 2004 and 2005 and piloting the defense in Buffalo for four seasons. But after the Bills went in another direction and opted to hire Chan Gailey to replace him as head coach, the G-Men saw a diamond in the rough, and quickly they snatched him up.
Coughlin and Fewell had a history from their time together in Jacksonville, so he must have had confidence his disciple could clean up the mess that was the 2009 Giants defense.
A rash of injuries plagued the team that season: Defensive lineman Chris Canty was signed from the Cowboys after totaling 10 sacks in four seasons in Dallas. Linebacker Michael Boley was signed from the Falcons after a 330-tackle, six-sack, five-interception stint. First-round draft pick safety Kenny Phillips dealt with a knee injury, while defensive quarterback Antonio Pierce was sidelined with a bulging disk in his neck.
Meanwhile, the Giants were forced to move cornerback Aaron Ross into multiple positions in the secondary, while former standout Osi Umenyiora was close to being released due to a lack of production. Justin Tuck, who emerged in 2007 with 10 sacks and two forced fumbles, and who improved in 2008, played through a torn labrum in his shoulder last year as well.
With a healthy unit and a new leader, the G-Men defense now sports the best defense in all the NFL, allowing just over 250 yards per game. New York gives up less than 14 first downs per game and allows its opponents to convert on third down 29 percent of the time. They rank number one in forced fumbles with 16, and are tied for fifth in sacks (24) and tied for ninth in interceptions (9). The team has allowed just four scores on the ground and one rush over 40 yards, as their rushing defense is second only to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
So before we point to $60 million dollar man Eli Manning the reason for the Giants turnaround, let's not look to what the Giants have prided themselves on for the better part of their history. And while health is a main factor, it is important to recognize the man pulling all the strings behind the curtain.
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Then there was the Minnesota Vikings. With Brett Favre back for another rendezvous, the team looked forward to another explosive offensive to go along with their always dominant defensive attack. But after a series of sext messages, broken shoulders, chins, ankles, hips, a Randy Moss trade, a Randy Moss release and a campaign to fire the head coach, the 2010 version of the Purple People Eaters are looking up at their arch nemesis the Green Bay Packers and Da Bears in the NFC North.
And finally there was America's sweethearts. After capturing the attention of fans across the country with their Cinderella story, the New Orleans lost games to the Atlanta Falcons, the Arizona Cardinals and the Cleveland Browns? So much for the Super Bowl hangover; losing to the Colt McCoy-led Browns is more like a blackout.
But it was a traditional NFC superpower that reemerged in 2010, led by their traditionally tenacious defense to bring them top to the top of the conference. You know who I'm talking about...G-G-G-G-G-Men!
The New York Football Giants have risen to the top of NFC, led by their defensive prowess. No, they did not sign any superstars in the offseason. They didn't drive a phenom in the draft to start right away. What they did was find an underrated defensive mind to put together the pieces of the puzzle left behind by Tom Coughlin's defensive coordinator in 2009, Bill Sheridan.
Perry Fewell was hired in January to take over the Giants defense after a pathetic campaign last season. Fewell was a candidate for the Buffalo Bills head coaching gig after leading the team to a 3-4 finish after serving as the interim manager following the firing of Dick Jauron.
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As a head coach for seven weeks, Fewell lifted a talent-lacking Bills team to wins over Miami, Kansas and Indianapolis, who was really sporting their second team. However, in their four losses, they faced off against a resurgent Titans squad led by Vince Young and 2,000-yard rusher Chris Johnson, and two playoff teams in the Jets and Patriots, losing by a combined 13 points.
Fewell's defensive strategy dates back to being a defensive back coach with the Chicago Bears in 2004 and 2005 and piloting the defense in Buffalo for four seasons. But after the Bills went in another direction and opted to hire Chan Gailey to replace him as head coach, the G-Men saw a diamond in the rough, and quickly they snatched him up.
Coughlin and Fewell had a history from their time together in Jacksonville, so he must have had confidence his disciple could clean up the mess that was the 2009 Giants defense.
A rash of injuries plagued the team that season: Defensive lineman Chris Canty was signed from the Cowboys after totaling 10 sacks in four seasons in Dallas. Linebacker Michael Boley was signed from the Falcons after a 330-tackle, six-sack, five-interception stint. First-round draft pick safety Kenny Phillips dealt with a knee injury, while defensive quarterback Antonio Pierce was sidelined with a bulging disk in his neck.
Meanwhile, the Giants were forced to move cornerback Aaron Ross into multiple positions in the secondary, while former standout Osi Umenyiora was close to being released due to a lack of production. Justin Tuck, who emerged in 2007 with 10 sacks and two forced fumbles, and who improved in 2008, played through a torn labrum in his shoulder last year as well.
With a healthy unit and a new leader, the G-Men defense now sports the best defense in all the NFL, allowing just over 250 yards per game. New York gives up less than 14 first downs per game and allows its opponents to convert on third down 29 percent of the time. They rank number one in forced fumbles with 16, and are tied for fifth in sacks (24) and tied for ninth in interceptions (9). The team has allowed just four scores on the ground and one rush over 40 yards, as their rushing defense is second only to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
So before we point to $60 million dollar man Eli Manning the reason for the Giants turnaround, let's not look to what the Giants have prided themselves on for the better part of their history. And while health is a main factor, it is important to recognize the man pulling all the strings behind the curtain.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Let the Thanksgiving Debate Begin
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For years, NFL fans across the country have been pleading their case for the Detroit Lions to be banished from their traditional game on Thanksgiving afternoon. Now, at 2-6, the Lions may not be the number one choice of viewers, but they are a game ahead of the team they share the spotlight with come Turkey Day -- The Dallas Cowboys.
As the Cowboys endure a painful defeat to the Green Bay Packers on Sunday Night Football, they prepare to enter Week 10 of the season at 1-7, facing off against the NFC East-leading New York Giants. So realistically, the Boys from Big D could enter their fourth straight primetime matchup against the Super Bowl champion New Orleans Saints with one win and eight losses.
So is it the Lions or now the Cowboys who are going to ruin our Thanksgiving football?
The Lions may have just two wins, but for a franchise that has been plagued by poor drafting, economic woes, an uninterested fan base and pathetic football, it is step steps in the right direction from a winless season just two years ago.
Head coach Jim Schwartz is a disciple of Jeff Fisher, one of the most well-respected leaders the game has seen. And like his mentor, Schwartz brings a sense of professionalism and subtle swag to his team that we are not used to seeing out of the woeful Lions.
In recent weeks, we have seen the Lions beat the Washington Redskins in convincing fashion, and take a Super Bowl-caliber New York Jets team into overtime.
These are not your mother's Lions.
The Lions may not contend for an NFC North Division title in 2010, but honestly nobody expected them to. In my opinion, the team has four or five more wins in them this season, including a Nov. 21 matchup in Arlington against those Cowboys. But regardless of their record at the end of the season, it is obvious the Lions are in the midst of turning around their franchise, and the team is learning how to win football games. Matthew Stafford is going to be a great quarterback; Jahvid Best has shown flashes of brilliance and Calvin Johnson is a freak athlete. And their defense, led by rookies Alphonso Smith and Ndamukong Suh, is going to be great for a long time (as long as we keep the big fellow lining up against centers and not for extra points).
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The same cannot be said for the men from Big D. Jerry Jones' team was expected to make a run at the Super Bowl this season. For a team loaded with big names -- Tony Romo, Felix Jones, Jason Witten, Miles Austin, Dez Bryant, DeMarcus Ware -- they sure are the league's biggest choke job.
But you didn't need me to tell you that, though.
They have a lame-duck coach in Wade Phillips, a backup quarterback in Jon Kitna and one win with half of the season gone by. Still, the NFL continues to stick to their guns and schedule the Cowboys in the national spotlight -- it's like they're trying to prove just how awful they are.
But the tides have turned -- the Cowboys are now the reason that fans are crying out via Twitter to salvage decency in the NFL and force flex scheduling for Thanksgiving afternoon. Nobody wants to see a 1-7, or theoretically a 2-8 team, go out and put forth a half-ass effort in front of a national audience. We've been saying it for years about Detroit, and it's all of a sudden reappeared with the struggles in Big D.
To change or not to change -- that becomes the question. Should we continue we "tradition," despite the Lions' and Cowboys' struggles? Or should we base the Thanksgiving games around appeal.
There's nothing that goes better with turkey than stuffing, milk with apple pie and Thanksgiving with football. I just want a reason to care about the game.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Shanahan: Man Up
He is not as fluent in the two-minute drill; he is not in good physical shape; and he has a hamstring injury. A lot of excuses for one controversial decision – what do you think tomorrow’s will be?
After Washington Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan opted to bench Donovan McNabb in favor of backup Rex Grossman in last Sunday’s game against the Detroit Lions, the football world watched in awe as the plan backfired. Grossman fumbled his first snap, which the Lions returned for a touchdown.
source: tbd.com And if that was not ugly enough, the head coach attempted to defend his decision – multiple times.
Following the game, he thought Grossman gave the team a better chance to win in the two-minute drill. Monday, McNabb was not in good “cardiovascular health.” On Tuesday, offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan said McNabb was dealing with a hamstring injury.
Pepper Rodgers said the head coach has the ultimate authority on a football team, so whatever his decision is it goes. If that is the case, then why is Shanahan scrambling for excuses?
A lot of rumors have swirled since the McNabb incident inferring that Shanahan has been unhappy with his quarterback for a good deal of the season and was considering benching him on numerous occasions. That’s why you trade for a franchise quarterback in the offseason after all, right?
When McNabb was brought into the Redskins organization, they thought their lingering quest for a quarterback for finally over. They ousted Jason Campbell as if he was a termite problem, and anointed McNabb was the team’s savior.
Eight weeks into the 2010 season, McNabb has already matched the team’s win record from a season ago. By the way, the wins for the Skins in 2009 included St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Oakland and Denver – let’s not get too excited about those triumphs.
But the four losses this season are definitely McNabb’s fault though, right Shanahan? He has a tremendous offensive line, featuring a rookie left tackle and a $26.5M guard being benched. The team’s top running back has been injured for weeks, and his successor has fumbled twice in four starts. Oh, and their receiving core – aside from Santana Moss, McNabb is targeting a 38-year-old and a former Intense Football League player.
Regardless, it is clearly McNabb’s fault they are .500.
source: bakersfieldnow.com Shanahan is an extremely well-respected head football in the National Football League. He has won multiple Super Bowls with the Denver Broncos, and has coached some of the top stars the league has ever seen. However, that does not mean he’s immune to making mistakes.
Benching McNabb was a glaring error, then and now. Believing that Rex Grossman of all people was the answer to the Redskins’ offensive woes was an even bigger mistake. But like Pepper Rodgers said, he is the coach; he makes the decisions, therefore he must live up to the decisions. If he lost confidence in his signal-caller, admit your mistake – do not give bologna about being out of shape or not as practiced in the two-minute drill. If he played 58 minutes in the game I think he would have lasted another two; if he hasn’t practiced the two-minute drill enough, it is your job to rehearse it in practice.
Instead, Shanahan was too proud to admit his mistakes, and then he was too stubborn to go back on what he started. Now look what has happened.
Recently, the Redskins worked out former NFL quarterbacks JaMarcus Russell and J.P. Losman, formerly of the Oakland Raiders and Buffalo Bills, respectively. Give me a situation where you think Russell is a better quarterback to lean on than McNabb – you think Russell can lead a better two-minute drill? The guy can’t even make the Raiders’ roster.
No matter what perspires out of the Redskins in the next two weeks leading up to their Monday Night Football matchup with the Philadelphia Eagles, the damage has already been done. McNabb is a professional – we all saw how he handled the shots thrown at him during his time with Philly, and we see how he maintains him composure at times like these.
McNabb will continue to play as if nothing happened, but the relationship between him and his head coach is already shattered. No matter how many times they called for him to be benched or traded in Philadelphia, And Reid always stood by his man. Shanahan, on the other hand, threw McNabb under the bus. How can you expect to play inspired under that kind of condition?
source: renovomedia.com When McNabb’s contract expires at season’s end, do not expect the Redskins to be jumping at the chance to resign him. Shanahan is not going anywhere, and clearly he and McNabb have no chance of a future working together.
You just have to wonder how things could have ended differently if Shanahan would have just admitted his mistake, and spoke man-to-man with his quarterback instead. Perhaps it’s the head coach who needs some schooling.
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